Well, I'm supposed to be writing for Script Frenzy right about now. Actually I have been for the last 7 days, and I've filled a third of a page of a small notebook. Tomorrow, though. Tomorrow all will change! I've been saying this for the last week, so it has to become true at some point.

In the meantime, Ickle has tagged me to do a quiz. It will keep my mind off the shame and guilt of ignoring yet another of my projects.

1) Full name?
Simon Hodkinson

2) Male/Female
Male

3) Were you named after anyone?
Nope.

4) Does your name mean anything?
Not that I'm aware of.

5) Nickname(s)?
symuun both online and offline these days. Emperor or Emp to Freelancer players, and Hodders at university.

6) What do you think you look like?
Most of the time I think I look dashingly handsome and charming. I get a hell of a shock whenever I look in a mirror.

7) Date of birth?
5/3/1989

8) Place of birth and current location?
England, England

9) Nationality?
English, remarkably

10) Astrology sign?
Pisces

11) Chinese astrology sign?
Haven't a clue.

12) Religion?
Atheist/Bright

13) What's your favorite smell?
Minced beef, frying slowly. Mmm.

14) Political Position?
Somewhere in the bottom-left of the political compass. Liberal socialist hippie type.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange juice.

16) Hair + eye color?
Brown hair, blue eyes.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
Nope.

18) What do you look like?
Myself. I dunno.

19) Any unusual talents?
I'm pretty handy at running a military dictatorship.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Leftie!

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
Straight

22) What do you do for a living?
Pah. I'm a student, I freeload.

23) What do you do for fun?
Mostly I put off the things that would be even more fun if I just made a little effort. Ooh, and I play Team Fortress 2. That's fun without effort.

24) Materials to work with?
Never used to like pens and paper, but I'm growing to love them for taking notes.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
I dunno. Got everything I need, really.

26) Have you met your grandparents?
Yep.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Not currently.

28) Crushes?
Nah, not really.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Keira Knightley. I like Keira Knightley.

30) Current worries?
Getting this bloody script done. And yet I can't bring myself to do it! WHY?

31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
There's dozens of them, I can't even start to make a list. And I know I'll end up forgetting someone important.

32) Favorite place to be?
Warwick, maybe?

33) Least favorite place to be?
Inner-city-type areas.

34) Do you burn or tan?
Mostly burn, but even that's rare.

35) Ever break a bone?
Not yet.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
I can't even remember the last time I had cereal. Frosties are all right, though.

37) Person you cry with?
Strange question. Nobody in particular.

38) Any sisters?
Nope.

39) Any brothers?
Just one.

40) Any pets?
One cat. Not that she'll admit to being a pet.

41) An illness?
Not unless a mouth ulcer counts.

42) A pager?
Nope.

43) A personal phone line?
No.

44) A cell phone?
Oh yes. And it's excellent, even if it does fall apart every now and then.

45) A visible birthmark?
A couple of moles.

46) A pool or hot tub?
Nope.

47) A car?
Nope.

48) Personality?
INTP, apparently. I think too much and get bored easily.

49) Driving?
Used to. My instructor vanished one day, though.

50) Your clothing style?
Whatever I find first.

51) Room?
Yes, my house has several.

52) What’s missing?
More than anything, food.

53) School?
University.

54) Bed?
Warm.

55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
Good.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
If I didn't, then that would raise some interesting existential questions.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Haven't a clue. Never experienced it myself, I know that.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
Very good at listening, not so good at the talking. Unless I'm in a bad mood, then I just don't stop with the sarcasm.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
I wouldn't mind being a published author some day.

60) Get along with your parents?
We've already had this bloody question. I don't know who wrote this quiz, but they should be ashamed of themselves.

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
Only some.

62) Pray?
Nope.

63) Believe in reincarnation?
No.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
I try to.

65) Like to talk on the phone?
No, not really a phone person.

66) Like to eat?
Ho yes.

67) Like to exercise?
That's an unqualified no.

68) Like to watch sports?
Not really.

69) Sing in the car?
Nope.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
I've had a recurring dream where I have to drive a car, and I'm constantly panicking about crashing.

71) Dream in color?
Glorious 3D Technicolour.

72) Do you have nightmares?
Can't remember when I last had one.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope.

74) What's right next to you?
Many things. iPod and speakers, CDs, torch, notepad... clutter in all its forms.

75) What's on your favorite mug?
I've got a KitKat one that's pretty good.

76) What's on your mouse pad?
ALIENWARE: HIGH PERFORMANCE SYSTEMS. I've got the T-shirt as well.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Mint. Couldn't imagine having any other.

78) Your brand of deodorant?
Right Guard at the moment, but I'm not really picky.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
God only knows.

80) Your dream husband/wife?
As above.

81) What's hiding in your closet?
Clothes and a very small table football set.

82) Under your bed?
Boxes of I-don't-know-what.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
One at random? Sam.

84) Your bad time of the day?
Mornings. If I have to experience them, that's a bad start right there.

85) Your worst fear(s)?
Tough one. Might be isolation.

86) What's the weather like?
Mild.

87) Your favorite time of year?
Summer, definitely

88) Your favorite holiday?
As above.

89) A material weakness?
I suppose my laptop's kind of a weakness, in a way. Lose it and I'd be lost with it.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
Probably Stroh 80. Drink of kings, or maybe just the criminally insane.

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Script. I haven't got a one-track mind, honest.

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Is this a song lyric? It sounds like it. Taking responsibility, I'd say.

93) A pet peeve?
Ignorance.

94) Your scariest moment?
I nearly got mugged once. Managed to get into a crowded area, though, so he couldn't do anything.

95) Your attitude about love?
Meh. When I'm not chasing after it I'm being badgered to chase after it. Getting a bit sick of the concept, really.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Apparently I'm very funny when I'm drunk. Problem is that I never remember it.

97) The worst feeling in the world?
Your conscience picking at you.

98) The best feeling in the world?
Team Fortress 2. Backstabbing half the enemy team as a Spy, sapping all their buildings and getting out alive.

99) Who sent this to you?
Ickle.

100) 5 people to send this test too?
Knil, MaLink, Lily, Chazz and Liun.